Sunday, November 25, 2007

TAGGED FOR THE FIRST TIME....

...with questions most of which I do not understand...but what the hell, here goes

THIS POST IS NOT MEANT FOR MASTER ABHISHEK AND HIS MAMA DADU, IF YOU CHANCE TO VISIT PLEASE SKIP THIS

1. How do you feel after a one night stand?

Thank God I have not had any but in case it had occured I would be emotionally drained and angry at myself.

2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?

Donno what it is, haven't encountered one. Read about them and have concluded that they must be a sleazy undergarment, I am so backward, am I not?

3. Does it hurt?

It hurts not to know about it. Would use it on hubby for sure!


4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?

I am crazy and subscribe to the maxim 'it is a pleasure sure in being mad that none but madmen (in this case women) know'.


5. Does size really matter?

No no never, it is all in the mind dears if the emotions are on everything else pales in significance.


6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist?

I am a feminist, in every circumstance, if I could I would run the house with my own earnings I just don't trust the hubby to look after my babies.


7. Why do you take so long to get ready?

I never take long to get ready, my hubby takes longer. Now a days I have to get the babies ready so I start early and do a great job of it, ask the Mr. if do not believe me.


8. Do you watch porn, too?

Who doesn't, it is a good way to learn the tricks, although I cannot understand how men can get it up while others are watching, women can fake it but a hard on is hard on is impossible to fake.


9. Will something from Tiffany’s solve everything?

NO definitely not, I detest bribes in any form!


10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?

No mystery these guys, they are selfish creatures and think no end of themselves. In India they are very badly brought up and they have no idea how obnoxious they are. But unfortunately we are stuck with them....


11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?

I am fat, no thinking about it.


12. Why are you always late?

I am never late, unless something serious goes wrong.


13. Does it bother you when we scratch?

YES, you dirty animals!


14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?

No thank you, even we would think that all the walls ever erected are there for us to pee on!


15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?

I am impatient so I never can grow my hair beyond my shoulders.


16. How often do you think about sex?

What else is there to think about?


17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date?

Its their life.


18. Would you?

If the attachment is instant and I feel really emotionally touched, I would, maybe.


19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?

Mine doesn't thank God.


20. Why does every woman think she can change him?

She has made the first changes in her life, moving away from family, adjusting to his home and parents so is it too much to expect that he will change a bit to accomodate her in his life?


21. Does it matter what car I drive?

No you need not have a car at all.

22. Do you ever fart?

Yes but we excuse ourselves we do not pretend that it has come from someone else.

Well, how have I done then, 2b's momma?

1 comment:

2B's mommy said...

much better than me !